Getting down to business.

Typical of me… I forgot Valentines day. I also forgot my wife’s birthday, and almost missed Christmas.

I married my wife because she is a human filing cabinet. If I was left to my own devices, I would probably forget to eat and starve to death.  It was her Mother that called me the morning of her Birthday to ask me if we wanted her to swing by with a birthday cake… For whom? My birthday isn’t until September.

Lucky for me… My wife told me Happy Valentines Day this morning as I left to head to work… I never made it to work… first because I ended up having to go to the drugstore, then, because I felt like garbage, and finally because I ran panicked to the local Target (TAR-JEI = a fancy upscale store for redneck folks. At least 2 steps higher than Walmart.)

So what…. a card, chocolate rose, m&ms, Littlest pet-shop for the 3 yr old, and some flowers at the store… That aught to do it…

 Untill I came home and she had a new MP3 player waiting for me, since some jerky kid from the neighborhood stole my last one out of my car.  Thanks Honey…  I love the way you make me feel stupid.  Maybe next time I can get you something from the dollar store and REALLY feel like I botched things.